Garda Lisa Nolan is deployed on Erin Island, a remote Irish idyll where not a lot happens, for a fortnight of police work. She doesn't expect a hard time, but she's first frustrated by an alcoholic partner, Ciarán, and then menaced by the entirely unexpected arrival of bloodsucking alien creatures. The Grabbers, christened by those few unimaginative locals who encounter the creatures and live to tell the tale, start to gain a tentacled strangehold on the island, when a marine ecologist discovers that the invaders are allergic to alcohol. Together, Ciarán and Lisa rally the locals in a united front against the Grabbers, which naturally involves getting absolutely shit-faced.
Before we go any further, let's just give Grabbers the award for the best movie premise of the year right now. There are few ways to improve upon this concept that don't involve robots and shark-men, but then again, there are also so many ways in which it could've fumbled its gift of a set-up. You'll be happy to hear then, that director Jon Wright and writer Kevin Lehane have spun gold from gold, and like Wright's underrated 2009 film, Tormented, it does a great job of transplanting genre fixtures into an unexpected setting. It follows through on the promise of Tormented with gusto, and asks for no quarter on account of its perceived silliness.
Before it heads down the pub to get the cast sozzled, it spends just the right amount of time on the build-up, introducing us to the attributes and ecology of the film's alien menace, and thus earns the hugely enjoyable indulgence on drunk acting that takes up much of the rest of the film. Ruth Bradley's Lisa makes a particularly adorable drunk, especially after the character's professionalism is established so firmly, and Russell Tovey acts the rest of the cast under the table, delivering some of the film's most quotable nonsense, and becoming central in its most memorable moment.
It also takes the very interesting route of having Richard Coyle's alcoholic cop take the position of designated driver- as Homer Simpson once said, alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems, and when the other characters' inebriation makes them behave like horror movie fuckwits, Ciarán really comes into his own. Coyle, Bradley and Tovey are all better known for their TV work, but they operate marvellously in a cinematic landscape that boasts some visually impressive effects in a lo-fi setting. The film doesn't have the philosophical bent or audacious humour of The Guard, another film where big, movie-scale shit goes down in a tiny Irish community, but it's just as memorable, while still being completely distinctive from that film.
The Watch) it's a well thought-out and hugely enjoyable comedic creature feature that serves as the best possible example of its sub-genre.
Grabbers is now showing in selected cinemas nationwide, and will be released on DVD and Blu-ray on Monday.
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